Way to own home field you effing douche bags! Don't give this shit about shadows creeping in and wah, wah, wah! You looked worthless out there. And what the hell is Albert Muddbutt out my Pujols doing with three hits in this game? Why are you still pitching to him? Are you dumb? Are you retarded? Are you convinced he's a fluke for some reason? The guy is now outscoring you guys three to one in two games. Fuck you! Hey, I've got an idea. Ryan fucking Klesko got a hit off of the seemingly untouchable Jeffrey fucking Weaver. Why don't we trot Rhino out to right field, cause as far as I can tell no one bats for that position in the line-up. Oh, sorry, Brian Giles is responsible for the only RBI in this series so far. Let's get him an extension. God damn it! This isn't 1984! This isn't the perenially hard luck Cubs! You guys have buried yourselves! Hopefully, when the Pads get back to the post season in ten years, they'll get to face anyone on the planet other than the ass hat Cardinals!
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