Monday, December 11, 2006
Happy Christmas! We're Going To The Playoffs!
I there a bigger jerk-off in the NFL than Mike Shanahan? I’ve been saying for years now that I’ve never witnessed someone so taken with himself as Mike. It takes special type of ass hole to cash in the season when his team is 7-4 just because his veteran QB makes him look a little less brilliant than he thinks he is from time to time. It’ll be fun to watch the rest of team continue to just fold on him like they did yesterday. Sure we had our little third quarter hiccup, which is an alarming trend, but that game was never as close as the scoreboard indicated. I believe this will be the straw that breaks Denver’s back for quite some time. I predict a string of bad years for the Shit Ponies. Cutler won’t be the answer as the fans will turn on him for not being John Elway. The running game is finally starting to look “just good.” The defense is getting exposed weekly, and until they clone Champ Bailey, Darrent Williams is going to be running around in that secondary with a giant bulls-eye on his jersey.
Our guys just continue to be excellent. Rivers finally got off again and Peter King can say home field in the play-offs is overrated, but Phillip sure looked more comfy in the Q-Murph than he’s looked for a few weeks. TBE is nuclear and completely unfair. Lorenzo Neal? I’m not even going to mention it. This team is simply the best right now, and there is only one team in the NFL that worries me anymore. No, not the Ravens. The Saints. Why the Saints? You know. That team is pretty solid, and sometimes the clearest indicator for success is motivation. Let’s say the Bolts go to the big game and see Drew Brees standing across the field. Who could ever be more motivated? You know Brees would like nothing more than to jam about 7 TDs up A.J. Smith’s ass.
Just kidding, I’m not afraid of anybody in this league. Bring them all on! Go Bolts!!!
Posted by Maximum Colossus at 9:31 AM