It's here! It's here! Football is finally here for San Diego! And Oakland! And Cincinnati and Baltimore! Is that it? Okay, well, I almost forgot to pick these last two games, but opinions I have, so let's at them.
Cincinnati @ Baltimore
I don't know why, I just have a feeling. Baltimore is going to show signs of suckage this year. I don't know if it's Suggs being out or if I just hate how dull they are, but I like a hungry young Bengals team so spank them a bit tonight. Maybe it's just because I need a big game from AJ Green to salvage an otherwise shitty fantasy weekend? Or maybe it's because the filthy Ravens tanked it in San Diego last year and played a big role in saving Norv Turner? Suck it, Bal'mer.
Bengals 24, Ravens 13
San Diego @ Oakland
Well, if you don't know what I think of Norv's Soft Patch Army of Babies by now, you're not paying attention. It's time for your wake-up call, San Diego. I watched Frisco's second string run at will against this newly fortified Chargers defense; I can only imagine what McFadden does in his one healthy game this season. The Raiders are going to be physical and aggressive and the Bolts aren't going to be ready for it. Expect the Raiders to come out early and take charge. Then expect the Bolts to make a late surge and come up short.
Raiders 28, Chargers 26
And it begins. Start working on your mock drafts, because you're going to want this season to be over soon.