Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Die, You Fucking Dead Horse! Die!

I just can’t beat it enough, people. Especially since Mr. Nick Canepa is going out of his way and working overtime to try to make head spin off it’s axis and fly off into deep space all Darth Vaderlike. First he hits me with another AJ Smith as John Wayne screenplay on Monday. Just read it, I don’t even have to try and make it sound funny or overtly homosexual.

Then it turns out I wasn’t the only one less than pleased with his jabs at TBE last week. Apparently, a horde of e-mailers and TBE and his people were not please by Canepa’s piece as well. It turns out that TBE was never even confirmed to appear at the Hall of Fame Event Nicky attended. TBE was, however, confirmed to attend another event entirely that evening. Well, our favorite suck-up sets things straight, basically saying-and I’m paraphrasing here-“This is what I said and this is why I said it and I don’t even feel bad for assuming the worst and being a poor journalist and all around shitbag.”

Don’t like being called a jerk, Nick? Stop being one.

2 comments:

Tenacious E said...

I call bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.

When he says "After Brown praised LT, I wrote: “Unlike Jim Brown, LT often opts to run out of bounds.” I meant it literally. LT often does run out of bounds, to save his body. But many people took it wrong, including Andrews and LT."

Yeah fucking right. That doesn't make much sense to state that literally right there at the end.

He can't even say "I was wrong"

Bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit.

CJ said...

Sadly, and please do not interpret this as a defense for Lord Douchey, but I actually thought he meant running out of bounds literally at the time of the reading. Sorry. I won't allow that to happen again.