And by Douche Bag Day I mean Cj's birthday, which is maybe today and almost certainly within three days of today. So, in honor of such and in honor of time-saving, I'm callin' 'em like I see 'em and gettin' right to the point.
I can think of no better way to recharge the ole' batteries for the playofss than spending a couple of days in Cabo with a celebrity starlet.
Cowboys 34, vaGiants 20
Jacksonville only rushes the passer with four and has enough quality defensive backs to shut down exactly one opposing receiver per play.
Pats 38, Jags 16
Intriguing match-up in Green Bay. I don't think the Packers are as good as advertised. Of course, I KNOW the Hawks ain't.
Pack 23, Hawks 21 (Late, late 21)
This is going to sting a bit, and I want you all to know that I'm speaking from my glorious Brain who just beat down my fragile Heart in about a round in a half that consisted mostly of Heart running screaming for it's life around the octagon while Brain mugged for the crowd in the first round. The Colts are pretty healthy and without a doubt a far above average football team. We do not match up well against far above average football teams. I know what you're thinking! You're thinking, "Hey, we hang with this team. We give 'em a game every time. Peyton gets skurred when he sees the lightning coming and he can hear the thunder!" No he can't.
Colts 34, Bolts 20*
Prove me wrong, God damn it!!!
*I'm really just hoping this will spark some animated discussion this weekend so I can unleash my ridiculous list of reasons I actually think that we will pound on the Colts and that Peyton Manning is our little bitch**
**Now I have all my bases covered!