Thanks to the Deadspin guys for having the report of one Dr. James Andrews of Birmingham, Alabama, suffering a heart attack. He is reportedly in intensive care doing well. If you haven't checked out their site yet, hit the link on the right you unadventurous sack.
Why is this important? He is the one who did the cut and paste on our quarterback's shoulder. He is also the man who has attempted to repair the damage to one Jeff Bagwell as well. We can now have the official, who will recover better from their surgery obligatory round of betting. Although, I am not sure what procedure Bagwell had done to his joint. And quite frankly I don't care. I just want to gamble on this, and this might be my only opportunity.