Thursday, March 01, 2007

Oh AJ, Just When I Think...'ve done the stupidest thing you could ever do, you go and do something like this...and totally redeem yourself!

Ultimate Weapon Lorenzo Neal finally gets his cheddar in the form of a three year contract worth $5.1 Million, making him the highest paid fullback bad-ass motherfucker in the league. Check his wallet, you know it's on there.

I have no problem with this move. In fact, I like it. $5.1 Million over 3 years is not a lot to pay for the Mack FB of the league. Although, it is enough jack to make me wonder whether he should maybe be returning punts or longsnapping on field goals, but hell, I'm excited for up to three more years of big blocks and pass receptions that make you pull your hair out yelling, "Why are you throwing it to the fullback? He doesn't even remotely resemble Tomlinson!"

I'm curious as to what my cohort CJ has to say about this, considering he's the one who sent me the article along with a request to post on it. I'm betting he poo-poos the whole affair. In case you've never met CJ, he's a hater. Go Bolts!!!

1 comment:

CJ said...

I see. I see. Perception is reality. Bottom line: When LoNeal is set on kill and has not one hand on a pigskin, it's true love my friends.

When LoNeal has said paws on said skin, and yet is still set on kill, I'd be lying if I said it did't worry me a bit. It's tough to hold onto the football when ManiacaLo is trying to punch a defender's head off.

MJD, link at right, has the best LoNeal schtick going. Read it.